Utmost Idiocy

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There are so many things I want to say to you, and yet too many things I'm afraid of happening if I do.
Greeting and salutations, I am Phil, Phillip to some, please I beg you to call me Phil, once we have spoken for a while, you may with my permission then have the honour to call me Phillip.
5th December 1986
I am a zombie, apocalyptic, tattoo and beard enthusiast, I am from England, I am British. I post random stuff. I am a geek.
These are the fandoms I am apart of, but I do not go batshit crazy about them, because I know how to be calm:
Half-Life,
Dr. Who,
Back To The Future,
Lord Of The Rings,
Avatar; Legend Of Aang (The Last Airbender),
Avatar: Legend Of Korra,
Family Guy.
The Walking Dead.
I currently have 9 tattoo's, more are to come, I read zombie books and get lost in their storyline. I suffer from mild depression, anxiety and OCD. I am a nice genuine guy who will listen to you and give you friendly advice, I wear my heart on my sleeve, hence the human heart tattoo. I do not judge people, I treat all people with respect. I see everyone as equal. If you judge me before getting to know me, then shame on you for being so small minded. Be nice to me, I shall be nice back, it's not that difficult to be nice.

This is where I’ve been hiding, and I only joined 5 months ago.

— 2 years ago with 31 notes
#awesome  #funny  #random  #tiktok  #laughter 

I’m thinking of coming back to Tumblr to post every now and again. I know I haven’t been here properly for a couple of years, maybe on and off, but that was because my life was busy and hectic, it still is, though I’m a single dad of one and have been since 2019.

— 2 years ago with 12 notes
#Personal  #original post 
fawkeshound asked: 

Tattoo!!!

P.S. You were my Tumblr crush for a hot minute 😉


Answer:

I have 16 tattoos currently, 4 are video game tattoos, 2 are Lord of The Rings tattoos, 1 is a movie relates tattoo, 1 is a TV show tattoo and the rest I chose because I liked them.

It’s a long time since I’ve been anyone’s Tumblr crush, but thank you @fawkeshound 😊

— 2 years ago with 1 note
Asssk.

utmostidiocy:

Virgin: Give a description of the person you want to lose (or have lost) your virginity to.

Disney: Which Disney character are you most like?

Future: Do you think you’d feel better if you know what’s going to happen to you later in your life?

iTunes: Top 10 favorite songs?

Turn: Who’s someone you wish you didn’t (have to) say goodbye to?

Tattoo: What tattoos do you want or have, and what’s the story behind them?

Skirt: If you could learn any dance style, which would it be?

Cinema: List of movies that have changed your life or your way of thinking.

Post: If an apocalypse were to happen, what do you think the situation would be?

Years: Tell us a story from when you were in high (or middle) school.

Vinyl: Top 3 favorite albums?

Blog: What’s something you’ve learned from having your blog?

— 2 years ago with 165624 notes
50 questions, 50 ways to get to know me.

utmostidiocy:

1: What would you name your future daughter?

2: Do you miss anyone?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

6: Did you go out or stay in last night?

7: How late did you stay up last night?

8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

20: Who did you last see in person?

21: What is the last thing you said out lot?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Have you ever been to Paris?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Do you use chap stick?

26: Who did you last share a bed with?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

33: What do people call you?

34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: What are you listening to right now?

37: What is wrong with you right now?

38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

40: What is on your wrists right now?

41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

46: What were you doing at midnight last night?

47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

49: Have you ever been to New York?

50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

pleeeeaaaaase.

— 2 years ago with 170729 notes
Reblog and see if you get a color.

utmostidiocy:

PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

FUSCHIA: I wish we were friends in real life.

RED: I love you with a burning passion.

GREY: I wish you would notice me.

PINK: I think you should follow me.

INDIGO: Roleplay with me please?

TEAL: We have a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I don’t like your blog.

YELLOW: FUCK ME PLEASE.

WHITE: MARRY ME PLEASE.

GREEN: I think you’re cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I don’t like you.

RAINBOW: Skype info?

— 2 years ago with 608318 notes
Ask me anything: Dirty words.

utmostidiocy:

Bastard: A law you’ve broken.

Fuck: Worst injury you’ve ever sustained?

Piss: Tell me about one time you got really drunk.

Shit: A rumor you helped spread?

Cock: List three reasons why you are awesome.

Motherfucker: A person you would fuck if you could with no strings attached.

Dammit: A regret you have.

Hell: Something you currently do that would drive one of your parents nuts?

Cunt: What activism cause is closest to your heart?

Ass: Traits you find most attractive in a partner?

Bitch: A terrible/awful/bad ass thing you once did without remorse.

Tits: Favorite food of all time?

— 2 years ago with 24078 notes